You are a girl and right now you are at a club dancing a fantastically bum wiggling dance. Another girl comes over and says 'It looks like you're trying to clear the dancefloor with your bum!'

Is this a compliment or an insult? 

Yesterday I went to my aunt's place with my laptop in a bag. When I went to turn it on it was screwed up. The screen won't turn on. The light on the caps lock button keeps flashing and the light that indicates whether the WiFi signal is connected shows it's not ( Read more... )

On behalf of Cakesobule, who would post this herself, but is unable, due to being held hostage by the slowest service people on the planet...

The cable gentleman has been sitting in his car talking on the phone for 20 minutes now. Meanwhile, Mudge freezes (because she's also waiting for The Gas Man). AMA, what is the cable guy doing?

A) Why is Love Actually on telly tonight?

B) Why, aside from the obvious (by which I mean Colin Firth and Alan Rickman of course) am I watching it? 

Where did I put my credit card???

It's been lost in my house for over a week!!!

Any answers serious or not would be most helpful!!!

Why do my hands swell in the late afternoon and evening?

I saw two crows mating in a tree on my walk to work this morning. Seems like a creepy omen. What sort of evil is about to come down on me? I really think Ive had my bad karma quota for the decade already.

Based on the "Jobs You Might Be Interested In" section of LinkedIn (on the right of the home page), does LinkedIn understand what you do for a living/where you want your career to go?

What new, single scientific achievement that could happen within the next century do you think would have the biggest impact on the world? Why?

Do you think an adequate amount of resources are being dedicated towards accomplishing this goal or no?

Can you predict what you will do up to a year from now?

For example: May-June: Finish school; June-August: Work in McDonalds; August-December: Attend bartender school in Spain; December-February: Have a baby and stay home; February-May: Start working.
^ Not my year. Very fictional.